Going Stir-Crazy In The Golf Man-Cave!

by | Apr 17, 2020 | NEWS

Not a day goes by when I don’t dream about pulling the cover off my Tour Edge Exotics Driver, stepping between two yardage markers, place a spanking-new PRO V1 on a tee and swinging as hard as I can only to see a drive go 225-yards… sideways!

Yes, that’s my idea of fun and I know that day is coming soon and I can’t wait. Never has the compulsion to make a double-bogey been so enticing. Here in golf-starved Massachusetts, where there’s been a ban on golf since March 23rd, there is only one person stopping me and 50,000 other golfers in the Bay State from doing what we love to do, particularly starting on Masters weekend!

The temptation to call Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker a few choice names is problematic so I’ll vent by submitting this missive to Morning Read, which is my daily choice of golf news in these uncertain times of the coronavirus crisis.

Lately, I’ve been spending way too much time in my golf man-cave! The room has a big screen TV, a few trophies, golf memorabilia, 3 hole-in-one plaques, goofy golf sayings like “I Golf…Therefore I Am Not Here” and my treasured library collection of over 300 golf books.

My book collection holds great value to me even though I rarely review them only until recently when time marches slowly and until the “all-clear-to-golf” signal is permitted.

In preferential order here are my 10 all-time favorite golf books:

  1. “Who’s Your Caddy” by Rick Reilly (2003)
  2. “Good Bounces & Bad Lies” by Ben Wright (1999)
  3. “The Golf Secrets of the Big-Money Pros” by Jerry Heard (1992)
  4. “Dave Peltz’s Putting Bible” (2000)
  5. “Sam – The One and Only Sam Snead” by Al Barkow (2010)
  6. “Final Rounds” by Jim Dodson (1996)
  7. “Golf Resorts of the World” by Golf Magazine
  8. “Masters: Golf, Money and Power in Augusta, Georgia” by Curt Sampson (1998)
  9. “Unconscious Putting” by Dave Stockton (2011)
  10. “The Game for a Lifetime” by Harvey Penick (1996).

Finally, one book in my collection jumped out at me this week. Vaguely, I remember buying it in 2001 because I knew the author was a lighweight based on the title. The man’s name is Craig Bass, a financial consultant by day and part-time writer hailing from Plymouth, Michigan.

His book is titled “How to QUIT Golf – A 12-step Program.” At the time I was so offended by the premise and the imitation of the Alcoholic Anonymous 12-step program, I called Bass for an explanation. In retrospect, as one who has a lifelong addition to golf, I’ll share a passage from page 15 of the book, which enlightens me during this golf abstinence.

“The issue at hand isn’t the desire to quit, but the ability to quit. First of all, nobody needs to play golf. Secondly, everybody who plays golf knows they don’t need to play golf. The problem is nobody knows how to quit. Golf has a beginning, a middle, but no end. The game has no exit strategy.”

About the Author

<a href="" target="_self">Tom Gorman</a>

Tom Gorman

The publisher and owner of New England dot Golf, Pro Golf Weekly, Golf Life Real Estate and Tom brings to the table 29 years in the golf writing industry. He’s covered and written about all-things-golf and enjoys the golf media business now more than ever. A natural-born contrarian who’s not afraid to mix it up with the mainstream media, Tom is an avid golfer and an authority in assessing the value of real estate in gated, golf communities throughout New England and other parts of the Eastern Seaboard, including North and South Carolina and Florida. Tom strives to be a "scratch golfer" but his knowledge, enthusiasm and research on golf assignments makes his peers realize that he’s better known as a "scratch talker." He is a longtime member of the Golf Writers Association of America, International Network of Golf and Golf Travel Writers. He can be reached at

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